Boot Camp

Have just returned from first session of teacher boot camp. Am in a great deal of pain and craving giant sandwich. Will make one shortly.

Results:

Able to do three sets of suicides, along with the squats, push-ups and sit-ups that accompanied them.
Able to do 50 crunches in one minute.
Able to successfully jog around gym for seven minutes without getting (too) winded.
Able to "walk off" the feeling that fainting is imminent.

Unable to eat Snickers bar while working out. (Frowned on by instructors.)
Unable to sit down unless diabetic.
Unable to pretend to be diabetic. (Snickers bar gave me away.)

11 more weeks to go. Am now off to the kitchen to raid fridge.